puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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