kristin has been a bad kristin
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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