Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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