I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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