Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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