: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I didn't notice because vodka
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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