do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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