I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize