everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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