Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
