do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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