youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Randomize
