so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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