So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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