so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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