I want to stick my p in your. b.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
