Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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