my mouth tastes like poor choices
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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