I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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