Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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