This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's Friday. Sex?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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