Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sext me about skeletons
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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