He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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