sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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