i barfeds in our rink
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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