Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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