There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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