I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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