Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize