And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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