Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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