I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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