I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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