K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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