Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sarcasm needs its own font
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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