The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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