dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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