This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just blew my weed a kiss
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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