There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
