remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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