I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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