Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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