I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
