we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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