Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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