I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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