just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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