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normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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