i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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