I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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