wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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