I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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