Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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