Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize