so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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