I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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